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BEER CENTRAL

 The House of Fun

   (2004 - 2005)

 

For just under two years, Beer Central was a legendary place of the ultimate party! With good times of all types a regular occurrence, friendships were formed that will last a lifetime. Cheers to those who were there!

 

 

A Tribute to Beer Central

 

 

Founding members of the BCK (Beer Central Krew): Ben, Chris & Karleen

Honourary Members: Laurie, Sean, Jo, Iain, Kristel, Relle, Natasha, William,

Tess, Aleks, Lisa, Briony, Kazz, Issie, Malcom, Daniel, Craig, Link & Zayne

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Beer Central Chronicles

The sequel to "How to make a tossed salad"

 

Chapter 1: (B) Why Katanas and Tequila don't mix..
Chapter 2: (L) How to get stuck on the roof..  
Chapter 3: (L) What happens when you drink too much, get naked and run down the street..
Chapter 4: (J) Powerchuck 101
Chapter 5: (K) Powerchuck 102
Chapter 6: (S) What a police car looks like when you're lying in the middle of the road..
Chapter 7: (K) How to get stuck on the top shelf of the pantry..  
Chapter 8: (N) Why chocolate eggs and windows don't like each other..  
Chapter 9: (T) Why we can’t really fly and how even if we could we can’t fly through walls.
Chapter 10: (A) Why you shouldn't powerchuck with red wine and white sheets..  
Chapter 11: (B) Milkshakes for dummies:
(Wine, Vodka, Midori, Bailey's, Tequila, Black Sambuca, White Sambuca, 80% Overproof rum and tuna)
Chapter 12: (C) knee + head = hospital trip at 2 in the morning
Chapter 13: (B) How to spend 25min locked in a toilet and still make the movie on time.
Chapter 14: (C) Why the neighbours don't appreciate you bowling a full toss with an egg
Chapter 15: (I) How to get everyone's attention with some crackers and tomato sauce.
Chapter 16: (C) Why when someone says the cops are at the door, they may not be bluffing..
Chapter 17: (La) Why steak knives and fingers don't mix either..  
Chapter 18: (Li) Why finding the highest vantage point in the room isn't that good if you are going to spew..
Chapter 19: (B) How to avoid exercise BCK style
Chapter 20: (J) Why a mother-in-law with unlimited wine isn't such a good thing..
Chapter 21: (C) The Forkal Instrument Incident
Chapter 22: (B&J) How to make a fun-mobile with food, drinks and teenage girls..
Chapter 23: (C) Who played piano on Play School in the late 80's?
Chapter 25: (BCJI) Why not waving will get you four fingers in your strawberries..
 
Unfortunately Chapter 24 (balaclavas and sticky dart guns) had to be removed for legal reasons...